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I'm really enjoying my stay on earth.
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Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL soon ...
I'm really enjoying not talking to you... Let's not talk again REAL soon...
Singles Solution Department: When jogging close to a beautiful lady, you pull up next to her and say "Your pace or mine?
(I deeply regret this, really, but it had to come out, it couldn't stay with me, I can't stand this type of thing, please accept my apology!...
Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
I really wish my bust was smaller.
If you REALLY must stay, please leave.
EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.
"I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner," said Brillat- Savarin, beginning an anecdote....