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• I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance!
• I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.
• I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
• M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both.
• I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
• I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think...
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger.
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.