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• You will soon meet a stranger who will become your friend.
• Could you please continue with the petty bickering?
  I find it most intriguing. -- Data, "Haven", stardate 41294.5...
• It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.
• Hello stranger, who are you?
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....
• You are only as wise as other's perceive you to be. -- M. Shawn Cole
• I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I don't believe you've met my young friend Ace, an expert in calorification, incineration, carbonization, and inflammation.
  -- Doctor, The Happiness Patrol...