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I'm Not As Paranoid As You Tell You Everyone I Am.
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I'm not as paranoid as you tell you everyone I am.
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I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. -- G Farbe
Who told you I was paranoid?! It was THEM, wasn't it?!
I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough?
You are as I am with You.
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -- Oxymoro
When everyone *is* out to get you, being paranoid isn't going to help.
I tell you, it's no use.
