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I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey! -- Stimpy
I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
I'm gonna grow fins and go back into the water again.
I'm gonna hit ya ... and you're gonna faaaaaall. -- Re
I'm gonna name my first child "Megaweapon"! -- MST3000
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm gonna wash that yam right outta my hair ...
I'm good with kids, but I'm better without them!
I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for decades.
I'm great at love, but I'm lousy at commitment." "Commitment's nice.
You'd like her. She's got heavy legs, but she's a lotta laughs....
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