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• Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society....
• I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
• All the reporters ask me about my failures. Are they kidding?
  There are no failures. Failure? Failure isn't in my vocabulary. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 1/20/89....
• I was interested in joining the National Guard because it enabled me to go to law school as soon as possible.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn.
  I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler ....
• Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
  And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....