Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm in charge here. -- Al Haig
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so.
Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal. ...
I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Jill, age 6...
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in my own little world, but everybody knows me there.
I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights!
I'm in no rush to be a mother-in-law, just so long as it's before I'm a grandma. -- Phyllis Friedl

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