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I'm having a mid-week experience
I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!! But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in my PAJAMA POCKET?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm having an emotional outburst!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm having an old friend for dinner. -- H. Lecte
I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come?
I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.. and I don't take any DRUGS -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm having a tax-deductible experience! I need an energy crunch!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm having one of those decades.
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