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• Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
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  Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
• Am I dying or is is this my birthday?
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• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh