I Met This Girl Very Aggressively ... I Just Walked Up To Her And I Said, "Who Are You?

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I met this girl very aggressively ... I just walked up to her and I said,
"Who are you? I have to know who you are!" It's a good opener, but you
can't sustain that level of excitement. Later on chicks start complaining
the relationship doesn't have that much drive anymore. You have to remind
them, "I'm the guy who ran up and said, "Who are you?'" And they always
say, "Well, you never do that anymore." And you have to say, "Yes, and I
still don't know who you are."
-- Mort Sahl

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