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• Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
• Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly eastern state.
• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
• I never met a carbohydrate I didn't like.
• I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
• I never met a metacharacter I didn't like.
• I never met a Scout I didn't like.