Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I love America. Electricity right from the wall, anytime you want it.
-- A Central American torturer discusses convenience, from THE PUNISHER...
I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.
I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.
I Love Animals......They're Delicious!
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. -- Peter DeVrie
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore
I love California. I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona. A lot of people forget that.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle...
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I_love_Cats...........Under my tires.
I love children! They taste just like chicken!

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