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• I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
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• Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!
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• I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
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• I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
• Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.
• I like children, if they are properly cooked!