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I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.
I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
-- Woody Woodbury...
I love those who yearn for the impossible. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Fau
I Love to Annoy People" by Ann Tagonize
I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming.
..They don't know I'm only using blanks. -- Emo Phillip...
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I Love Toxic Waste
I love war....Peace will be hell for me. -- George S. Patto
I love when the stewardess says, "Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device.
Well, why doesn't the plane just become a boat? -- Steve Shaffe...

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