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I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Crof
I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
I love you, you love me...
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality...
I lurk quietly and carry a big ON/OFF switch!
I'm #1! Why try harder?
I'm 33, single ... Don't you think it's a generalization you should be married at 33?
That's like looking at somebody who's 70 and saying, "Hey, when are you gonna break your hip?...
I'm 80% sure about that, but I'm only 63% sure about the 80%
I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I'm not your Mum!

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