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• I just _adore_ this !
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening
• I am not politically incorrect. I am politically challenged. -- Matt Bloom
• Little boys love machines; girls adore horses; grown-up men and women like to walk.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
  -- Matt Groening...
• Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath.
  At night the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell...
• I used to really adore women, but now I've decided they really aren't much nicer than men.
  -- Norman Maile...
• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.
  At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening...