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I look for beer - it makes me go.
I look pretty young, but I'm just backdated. --Pete Townshend
I look upon you as gem of the old rock.
-- Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682) -- Dedication to Urn-Burial...
I lost a button hole today. -- Steven Wrigh
I lost a dream date w/ Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point!
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Dow
I lost my job. No, I didn't really lose my job. I know where my job is, still.
It's just when I go there, there's this new guy doing it ....
I lost my knickers at Niagara.
I love a ballad in print o' life, for then we are sure they are true.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter's Tale -- Act iv, Sc. 4...
I love a man with chocolate on his breath.

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