Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I love New York City. I just got into town and I wanted to get on the subway.
I asked a man, "I'd like to get on the subway. How do I get underground?...
I love New York! * * * No Radio
I love old Chappers. Don't you, Captain? Unfortunately, no.
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck....
I love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox, baby. --Joan Je
I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to ``WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I love running Windows! NOT!
I love Rush Limbaugh. He makes a really nice target.
I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour!
This is what entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils....
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate i
I Love Simple Mathematics" by Adam Upp

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