Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm a 5 and a quarter drive, she has a 3 and a half drive; it'd never work out.
I'm a analog man in a digital world.
I'm a beat dead masculinizt.
I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?) -- Frank Zappa, "I'm a beautifu...
I'm a belligerent omnivore - I eat vegetarians.
I'm a born loser -- what's your excuse?
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a Bum...a BEACH Bum!
I'm a Canadian. It's like an American without a gun, but with healthcare
I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....

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