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• I Love Animals......They're Delicious!
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  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
• Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.
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• Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passed around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
• I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.