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I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left the tri-corder on `The Wild, Chunky, Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones.
'" "Spock, you are SUCH a putz." -- "Bloom County...
Il est souvent plus grand d'avouer ses fautes que de n'en pas commettre.
[It is often a greater thing to confess one's errors, instead of not making them....
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back." "I figured you'd lost your mind years ago.
-- Calvin and Mom, "Calvin and Hobbes", 13 Jul 92...
I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
Il faut etre leger comme l'oiseau, et non comme la plume.
[One should be light like a bird, and not like a feather.] -- Paul Valery...
Ilia: "My oath of celebacy is on record." -- "ST:TMP", Stardate 1513.8.
I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens.
I light my candle from their torches. -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect.
2, Memb. 5, Subsect. 1...

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