Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I LIKE sex on TV! And the floor, the kitchen table, the..
I like smoke and lightning, heavy-metal thunder, racing with the wind, and the feeling that I'm under.
I liketh a band that playeth the oldies. -- David Addiso
I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red?
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. -- Thomas Jefferso
I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
I like the future, I'm in it.
I like the idea of an ancient race--it makes a world feel so...lived i
I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
I like the one about the fella who swam the English Channel.
It took him fifty-eight hours to swim there, twelve seconds to come back....

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