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• Spock, you are such a putz!
• Ahead Warp 37 to the wild, loud PLANET OF THE LUSTY WOMEN COMMODITIES BROKERS!
  -- "Bloom County...
• We are holding Elvis's brain hostage on Planet Zork. -- Bloom County
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
  "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...
• Unless you're Mary Lou Retton, in the right place at the right time with the right personality, you're not going to be on a Wheaties box and have all these endorsements.
  -- Kerri Strug, gymnastics gold medalist, in a pre-Olympic interview, 1996...
• You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...