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I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
I like naked ladies - one at a time, in private.
I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate.
I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles better than anything else in the world.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
I like picking up hitchhikers, and then look straight ahead with out speaking at all.
Then after a while, look at the victim and give evil laugh, and grin at them....
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
I like quality, not quantity.
I like reality. It tastes of bread. -- Jean Anouilh
I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
-- Sign in office...

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