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I like the way ONLY their mouths move.. They look like DYING OYSTERS -- Zippy the Pinhead
I like the way your mind malfunctions.
I like the whiskey old and the women young.
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy. Bern William
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had bette...
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings.
.. Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -- Steven Wrigh...
I like to have a man's knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics, one row of shelves.
I like a man who likes to see a fine barn as well as a good tragedy. -- Emerso...
I like to know what I'm doing when I'm doing what I do when I'm doing it because I don't know what to do when I'm not doing it.
-- Stan Ridgeway...
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
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