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  Now, I had my tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco....
• EMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the System
• My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
  And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
• I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My aunt's lost it. Says she has what's-his-name's disease
• I forgot where I left my short term memory!