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• You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated?
  What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool....
• Oh that it were my chief delight To do the things I ought!
  Then let me try with all my might To mind what I am taught....
• I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
• I type, therefore I am!
• I drink, therefore I am.
• I geek, therefore, I am.
• I program, therefore I am.
• I stink, therefore I am.
• I toast. Therefore I am.