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I like bread.
I like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do.
I liked him [Spock] better before he died! -- McCoy, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
I liked morphine from the start. It made me graciously tolerant of every form of human imbecility, including my own.
-- Alexander King...
I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
I like dolphins. If dolphins were human, I'd be a dolphin.
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways.
I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes. -- Monica Pipe...

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