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I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave.
-- Lewis Carrol, Through the Looking Gla...
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. [The good, the bad and the ugly.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
I learned quite a bit. "Apparently not when to duck.
When NOT to duck would be more accurate. -- Riker and Picard, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506....
I learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus.
A cactus has its pricks on the outside. -- Morris Udall, Former U....
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
-- Ralph Noble...
I leave my character behind me. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- School for Scandal, Act ii, Sc.
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I left for college. Dad said, "I'm going to miss you.
I said, "Well, now that I broke the sight off your rifle....
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.

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