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• I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
• I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility.
  -- Paula Poundstone...
• I have a photogenic memory.
• I forgot where I left my short term memory!
• A liar should have a good memory.
  -- Quintilian (42-118 AD) -- Institutiones Oratoriae, i, iv, 2, 91...
• As my friends will tell you, I have an very good memory.
  It just isn't very long. -- Keneth Iverso...
• Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
  Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
• My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
  -- Steven Wrigh...