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• I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...
• I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same-day service.
• I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
• I have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting to put the film in. Peter Campbell
• The man has a photographic mind suffering from chronic and severe underdevelopment.
• I have a photogenic memory. -as opposed to photographic.
  When this was first told to me, I could have sworn he'd said photogenic member, but apparently I misheard....
• There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.
• With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
  -- James Thurbe...
• Never mind the facts - I know what I know.