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I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox And which you were probably saving for breakfast.
Forgive me. They were delicious. So sweet ...
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Maso
I have enough trouble single-tasking!
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
I have ever held it as a maxim, never to do that through another, which it was possible for me to execute myself.
-- Montesquieu...
I have ever loved to repose myself, whether sitting or lying, with my heels as high or higher than my head.
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xiii...
I have everything now I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee (1914-19970)...
I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.
-- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act ii, Sc. 2, 12, (243.)...
I have fallen in love with all sorts of girls and I fully intend to go on doing so.
I have fed like a farmer: I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...

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