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• I have a photogenic memory. -as opposed to photographic.
  When this was first told to me, I could have sworn he'd said photogenic member, but apparently I misheard....
• I do so have a memory. It's in /usr.
• I have a great memory...it's just a little short.
• I have a really good memory, except it's short.
• I have dynamic memory, it needs constant refreshing...
• I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...
• Don't ask me--I have intermittent memory lo
• I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same-day service.
• I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???