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• Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
• Not tonight, dear. I have an attitude.
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• I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this.
• Hey Scouts, I know how to use a compass. Scouts? Scouts?!?
• Quote #595 I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone.
  My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stronstrup...
• I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
• I love my attitude problem