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• I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
  Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
• Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
  Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
  Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
  -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh