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• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been.
  .. nearby. -- Mary Richards -- (mary Tyler moore show)...
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
  -- Mary Richards, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show...
• Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• I left the tri-corder on `The Wild, Chunky, Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones.
  '" "Spock, you are SUCH a putz." -- "Bloom County...
• Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the wealthy man.