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• I got lost in the time vortex. The TARDIS brought me home.
  -- Doctor (Pertwee), PLANET OF THE SPIDERS...
• I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
  -- Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969)...
• Arachnohomophobia: Fear of gay spiders.
• I haven't got time to chat to undersecretaries, permanent or otherwise.
  -- Pertwee, DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS...
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
  -- Ambrose Redmoo...
• Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened.
  Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us again....
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....