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• In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
  The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno...
• I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
• New York-- to that tall skyline I come Flyin' in from London to your door New York-- lookin' down on Central Park Where they say you should not wander after dark.
  New York. -- Simon and Garfunkle...
• I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.
  Happens every six months or so. So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it with you....
• New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
• What's a wrench? A place where people from New York raise cattle.
• I bought an exercise bicycle two years ago. It has an eighth of a mile on it.
  See, what happened is, I discovered that the handlebars fit my sport jacket perfectly....