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• I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
• I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
• Translations from the Child: "I don't know why. He just hit me.
  He hit his brother. "I didn't hit him. I just sort of pushed him....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he had a sense of humor.
  -- William Inge...
• Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him. It's easier.