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• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba. I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
• For fifteen days I struggled to prove that no functions analogous to those I have since called Fuchsian functions could exi
  I was then very ignorant. Every day I sat down at my work table where I spent an hour or two...
• I remember a lot of things before I was even born. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming home with my mother.
  -- Foster Brook...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• My mother invented me. My father denies!