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• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
  When this happened, I took evasive action, and that is when I wiped out those other five cars, the bus and the branch bank office....
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...