I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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have been if I had selected the right driveway,
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Excerpt from insurance form... - I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat,
I found that I had a fractured skull. -- Excerpt... - I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
Excerpt from insurance form... - The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the
way when it struck my front end.
Excerpt from insurance form... - I know of no driving manual which suggests that passengers depart from the
cabin of the car when going around the corner at such speeds.
When this happened, I took evasive action, and that... - Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't
have.
Excerpt from insurance form... - I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed for the embankment. -- Excerpt from insurance... - A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him...
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The servant said My master is out. Nasrudin replied... - As the breeches-buoy swing towards the rocks,
Its occupant cried,
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nature of the Unknowable.
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