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• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• A cloud of darkness falls upon you.
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...