I Had Fried Mozzarella Cheese. Deep-fried Cheese. Oh, There's A Cardiovascular Dream Come True.

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I had fried mozzarella cheese. Deep-fried cheese. Oh, there's a
cardiovascular dream come true. The cheese doesn't have enough fat--let's
give it a cholesterol Jacuzzi! '
-- Rick Corso

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