I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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• I was the best I ever had. --
  Woody...
• I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
  Woody...
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me...
• I am at two with nature. --
  Woody...
• The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -
  Woody...
• I am two with nature. --
  Woody...