I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed
teachers.
-- Woody Allen

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