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• If I had thought thou couldst have died, I might not weep for thee
  But I forgot, when by thy side, That thou couldst mortal be....
• And I thought *I* had problems!
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• I had a boyfriend like that once...
• I had a girlfriend like that once...
• We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.
• I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
• I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
• I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.