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• I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans.
• Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...