I had a brand-new Mercury. I loaned it to my brother last week. I said,
"Treat it as if it was your own." He sold it.
-- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)
"Treat it as if it was your own." He sold it.
-- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)
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record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have... - Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police
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I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have... - I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP>
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Famous Last...
