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• A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
  Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
• Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
  -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryde...
• You have to be sharp to be on the cutting edge.
• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• If at first you don't succeed, you have the potential of being a NASA engineer!
• Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
  Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
• Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
  I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...