If You Visit An American City, You Will Find It Very Pretty.

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If you visit an American City,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air.
Pollution, pollution, the got smog and sewage and mud,
turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud.
-- POLLUTION by Tom Lehrer

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