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• You may be redneck... if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed.
• You may be redneck... if you refinance your taxidermy bills.
• Healthcare Virus: Tests system, finds nothing wrong, bills you $4,500.
• I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
  If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
• You hold together with the wrong people.
• Smokers: They're a dying breed.
• Stupid people shouldn't breed.
• If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?